Trump denies climate change because he’s knee doesn’t hurt

That has been the main reason that the president of the USA has given to convince the rest of world leaders that climate change is not happening.

«Every time the weather is going to change, my knee hurts with rheumatism, it is infallible. I’m not feeling anything right now, so I think you are are exaggerating. USA withdraws from the climate agreement, and recommends the rest of the countries to do it. The moment you see me limping on TV, then we can talk ». These were Trump’s words that left everyone present speechless.

The climate experts who accompanied the president nodded as they wrote down things with the gold pens Trump had given them recently. On an improvised blackboard, they drew Trump’s knee, and pointed out the areas where the pains showed the next temperature changes in the world with greater success rate.

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