She goes to hospital after her husband sprays lemon on her clit before oral sex

She goes to hospital after her husband sprays lemon on her clit before oral sex

Events took place last Friday in Oklahoma at approximately 23:45 hours. A 50-year-old woman comes into emergency room reporting itching, burning, pain in her genital area.

“Well, my husband is a fool and he likes to add lemon just about everything he eats, potatoes, cockles and rice. So he had the wonderful idea to spray some lemon juice on my pussy before eating it, I feel a burning sensation because of him. He told me that he sprayed lemon juice to open my clam, but he is so dumb! Please, give me something for the itch!”.

After this shocking story, doctors couldn’t stop to laughter. They prescribed her some painkillers and a cream for sting sensation. Also they were advice her to tell her husband should be use the lemon juice to make lemonade during hot season.



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