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Pope Francis cancels The Bible and proposes to create a new book
Man arrested for attaching 137 balloons to a chair with his mother in law in it, so she would fly away
Trapeze artist with diarrhea shits on 23 people
Two altar boys were arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
Man hospitalized after inserting a battery up his butthole to boost his energy
Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn’t find the exit
Touching boobs reduces anxiety to men by 90%
New pregnancy test reveals who is the father of your baby
Pope Francis says that masturbation is no longer a sin
Dog travels more than 100 km to bite its owner after being abandoned
Two 9 year old kids, cut their teacher’s WiFi, so he doesn’t send any more homework
first vagina scented air freshener launched onto market
White woman gives birth to a black baby and accuses her husband of having sex with a black girl
Third case of pregnancy caused by a jellyfish on the spanish coasts
Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit
After 16 years of sex in the dark, she discovers that her husband was using a dildo on her
He was expelled from the beach for using an inflatable doll as a floater
Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks
Young men rent a yacht and it sinks by excess of prostitutes
Controversy over the new brand of sausages, «sausacock»
Bald men will be able to turn the sun into energy
Bachelor party ends up in 17 divorces
27 women got pregnant after a bather wanked every day into a swimming pool
A hippo’s fart causes injuries three people at a zoo
Meghan asks for a divorce after discovering that Harry is not the eldest brother
Man gets trapped into a snowman and his friends have to call 911 to set him free
12 husbands are found in a strip club after getting trapped inside, because of the snow
Biology student has been denounced for crossing a weed plant with strawberries
A policeman was hospitalized after being badly beaten by a horse in a parade
A sperm survives 2 weeks in the sheets and gets a woman pregnant
Making love in the sea can make your baby be born with blue eyes
In Ghana you must to dress like your wedding day to get divorced
Sues his drug dealer, after 4 years smoking parsley, thinking it was marihuana
He smoked a 3 pounds joint to prove that it was for own consumption
She swallows 15 butterflies to know how it feels to be in love
He wake up from coma after 3 years, when his wife gave him a SUCC
The sea is so clean that the Titanic is visible from the sky
She gets pregnant during a threesome and her parents force her to marry both men
Hospitalized for jerking off 54 times in a row, because his subscription to Pornhub premium was finishing
Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Ambulance driver had a heart attack, so the injured man inside had to drive
Man puts 70 fake weed plants on his porch to taunt the police
Realizes she has coronavirus, after a week without smelling her husband´s farts
After 6 years of marriage, she discovers that her husband is a woman
She was thinking for six months that she’s pregnant but turned out it was gas
McDonald’s will make a new happy meal for adults
New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite
Nightclub DJ beaten up after playing ‘Despacito’ for the tenth time
Man hospitalized after insert an eel into his butt to know how it feels
Expelled from Aquatic Park after going down on waterslide while he had diarrhea

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